Sowas kommt raus, wenn man mal wieder Full Metal Jacket schaut und dabei auf die Idee kommen, den Rifleman’s Creed auf die Fotografie umzudichten:

This is my camera. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My camera is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My camera, without me, is useless. Without my camera, I am useless. I must use my camera true. I will….

My camera and myself know that what counts is not the number of pictures me make, the amount of megapixels, nor size of our sensor. We know that it is the photography that counts. We will shoot…

My camera is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its trigger. I will keep my camera clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…

Before God I swear this creed. My camera and myself are the creators of pictures. We are the masters of our art. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, …until a new camera model is announced.

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